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forever-theater-geek-015: fefetasass: stadography: im: barnacling: racketstory: cumaeansibyl: suicideblonde: Today would have been Mr Rogers’ 84th birthday.  Thanks for showing me how to rock a cardigan and always been a kind neighbor.   true story: one time some dudes stole mr. rogers’s car, and it got into the news, like you’d expect the next day the car was back where he’d left it with a note that said “we’re so sorry, we never would’ve taken it if we’d known it was yours” I like to think they recognized this as a sign from god and turned their lives around another true story: mr. rogers lobbied in favor of vcrs back when the tv and movie industries were against them, because he wanted families to be able to record shows and watch them together he was always, always thinking about children, letting them know it’s okay to be sad or scared or mad and how to deal with it, letting them know there’s at least one person in the world who loves them just the way they are and no matter who you were, no matter why you crossed his path, he wanted to know about your life and understand you and be your friend I believe he is a for-real saint and I wish I could be more like him but it’s okay, I know he loves me just the way I am Another true story: one time he received a letter from a blind girl who mentioned that she gets nervous sometimes that he’d forget to feed the fish.  From that moment on, he made some comment outloud about how he was feeding the fish so she and any other blind viewers would know that he hadn’t forgotten.  Always reblog Mr. Rogers. i’m actually crying you don’t understand I loved when he used to change his shoes and/or shirt. Those were the times. I’m smiling so much you have no idea. This man is wonderful. I wish I could be like him. I love him so much.  an incredible inspiration.


siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

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  • parents: BE YOURSELF!
  • parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child

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nopestiel:

if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct

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4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST


egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

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fue-go: we is smart  we is kind we is important  we out of ice
dettsu: izzytheeverything: flagdemoness: forevahyoung-ness: eheheheh-lokid: doctordonna10: what-theface: “All the single heroes…” ALL THE SINGLE HEROES ALL THE SINGLE HEROS NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP! UP IN NEW YORK JUST THAWED OUT DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING THEY TALKED ME UP LOKI SUCKS AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh


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